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I don't usually share my contact information on the internet, but if you all insist on me giving at least an email address, I shall...
...not.
I don't know 'bout you guys, but I really value internet secrecy. So terribly sorry, but I shall give you no contact info. See the image header? Exactly.
So to fill up the empty space, lets put down so random bad jokes:
Q: What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"
Q: In Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien, why was one country named "Gondor"?
A: Because after the trolls busted in, the "door" was "gone".
Q: In Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien, why was the dark country of "Mordor" so powerful?
A: Because it had "more doors".
Q: Why are some people allergic to salted peanuts?
A: Because their bodily defenses are more easily "a-salted".
Q: What is a karate master's favorite beverage?
A: Kara-tea (that one didn't even make sense. Blame my brother)
Q: What kind of bone will a dog not eat?
A: A trombone (duh)
Q: You are in a sealed, indestructible vault with an independent air supply. You find that, from the tap in the corner of the vault, an infinite flow of water gushes in, and is going to flood the entire vault. If the water level reaches the top, the narrator will deactivate your independent air supply, and you will drown to death. You are given a sponge, a ten meter long rope, and a bucket to solve this puzzle and keep the water level from rising. Give a detailed description of how you solve the issue.
A: I reach over to the tap in the corner and turn it off.
Q: With the latest technology, would you survive a Halo jump?
A: Yes, because Master Chief no longer takes any fall damage.
Q: What would Grace Liu be rather doing than flying in an airplane?
A: She'd rather be riding a horse right then.
Q: What is Wickle Fwickle's email address?
A: It is- hey, wait a minute!
Q: Knock knock.
A: Come in.
...not.
I don't know 'bout you guys, but I really value internet secrecy. So terribly sorry, but I shall give you no contact info. See the image header? Exactly.
So to fill up the empty space, lets put down so random bad jokes:
Q: What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"
Q: In Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien, why was one country named "Gondor"?
A: Because after the trolls busted in, the "door" was "gone".
Q: In Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien, why was the dark country of "Mordor" so powerful?
A: Because it had "more doors".
Q: Why are some people allergic to salted peanuts?
A: Because their bodily defenses are more easily "a-salted".
Q: What is a karate master's favorite beverage?
A: Kara-tea (that one didn't even make sense. Blame my brother)
Q: What kind of bone will a dog not eat?
A: A trombone (duh)
Q: You are in a sealed, indestructible vault with an independent air supply. You find that, from the tap in the corner of the vault, an infinite flow of water gushes in, and is going to flood the entire vault. If the water level reaches the top, the narrator will deactivate your independent air supply, and you will drown to death. You are given a sponge, a ten meter long rope, and a bucket to solve this puzzle and keep the water level from rising. Give a detailed description of how you solve the issue.
A: I reach over to the tap in the corner and turn it off.
Q: With the latest technology, would you survive a Halo jump?
A: Yes, because Master Chief no longer takes any fall damage.
Q: What would Grace Liu be rather doing than flying in an airplane?
A: She'd rather be riding a horse right then.
Q: What is Wickle Fwickle's email address?
A: It is- hey, wait a minute!
Q: Knock knock.
A: Come in.